For the first time in my 41-year-old life, I know exactly how much a loaf of bread costs. To. The. Cent. I also know the price of a family block of chocolate, a tin of tuna and a four-pack of mini choc chip muffins. Not only do I know these numbers, it seems I also like to talk about them. Both frequently and with passion. And while I’m not sure how I feel about this recent development of my personality — I also don’t know if I can stop.
You see, two years ago I wouldn’t have a bloody clue how much these individual items cost, nor would the topic be of much interest to me. It didn’t really matter. Why? Because they were half the bloody price they are now, and I didn’t feel like the victim of some ridiculous prank.
Now, I know there are some of you out there who don’t know why me (and literally everyone I know) is making such a fuss about this. Maybe you took an interest in financial literacy at the ripe age of six when you opened your first savings account and diligently deposited $2 a week instead of spending it on 200 fruit balls at the tuckshop like I did. Well, bravo to you, chaps. Really. Well played. Enjoy your fresh fruit and affordable shelter property portfolios.
And for the rest of you out there, read on for some truly underrated, low-effort hacks I’ve collated from other women out there who find themselves unable to afford life.
Turns out we might just be able to have our bread and eat it too.
Alice, 45
"I looked into some of those money-saving services I always see come up in my feed, and my fave, by far, is OnePass. It’s this paid membership program that took me under a minute to sign up for. I joined around a year ago, paying $40 annually and we've saved over $100 within the year because we use it literally all the time.